Something Stolen, Again
I`m omitting the Hey hey hey hey part, because I`m not sure whether it should be Hey hey hey hey or Trump trump trump trump... And should any member of Good Ole Boney M demand it, I`ll remove this immediately. Meanwhile, Thank You Guys! Your tune is so good I cannot help borrowing it...
There is a certain man in Russia which he rules
He is short and tough and his eyes are fishy-cool
Old Europe looks at him with terror and with fear
But to Merkel chick he is such a lovely dear
He can preach Rule Russia like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also is the kind of teacher
Thieves and cheats desire
Rough rough rough Putin
Certainly he`s not a queen
There is a cat that really is gone
Riff-raff rough Putin
Russia's greatest pep machine
It is a shame how he carries on
He rules the Russian land as if he were a Czar
And the pep-talk stunt he does really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he is the man to please
Yup he is real great as he has a land to squeeze
For the gal he is no mere peeler
He can really give 'em sass
She believes he is the only dealer
Who will sell her gas
Rough rough rough Putin
Are you sure he`s not a queen
His make-up drips all over the state
Riff-raff rough Putin
Russia's greatest pep machine
Don`t try to stop him now it`s too late
But as his petty tyranny
And his hunger for power
Become known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Become louder and louder
"He should be pensioned off", declare his enemies
But his stooges yell, "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this rough Putin has lots of hidden charms
Though he bullies them they just fall into his arms
Holding like grim death onto his standing
Tooth and nail he won`t let go
Subjects be your age and stop demanding
You are but an O
Rough rough rough Putin
Freakish touchy sassy queen
He`s drunk with power he needs no wine
Riff-raff rough Putin
Russia's greatest fraud machine
He guzzles folks and says, "I feel fine"
Rough rough rough Putin
Sissy poser and a queen
The little darling has a big head
Riff-raff rough Putin
Russia's greatest force machine
He cannot quit he`ll stay till he`s dead
Oh, poor Russians