Спасатели! Ты меня от государства спаси, а с инопланетянами я как-нибудь сам разберусь!
Евгений Лукин
The EN for the above goes, kinda sorta, like this: "Rescuers! Rescue me from the State, and with aliens I`ll somehow cope myself!"
In the light of the Season, I`d rephrase this:
Save me from the Saviours hell-bent on saving me from the Virus, so that I may have some health and strength left to cope with the Virus myself.
Mine is much more clumsy than Lukin`s, alas...